How many photos of Paul/Me singing for a crowd?

2 women related to me?

A woman and man related to Paul?

Ruben making a chicken burrito?

How many photos of drunkenness? (Trick question.)

This was our whirlwind Holidays. Leaving straight from Paul’s show with his other band to drive straight through to Texas to visit my family, then to Missouri to visit Paul’s family, then back to California JUST in time to play a New Year’s Eve show at Maggy McGary’s in San Francisco. And now it’s 3pm, and Paul’s still sleeping. =)

Last night, Paul decided he wanted to go see Dark Knight about 8pm and our roommate decided she didn’t want to go, so Paul and i got to go on a “date” all by ourselves for the first time in forever! I was very excited! We had a wonderful time watching the movie, being very lovey-dovey and fondling each other as always. The movie was great, obviously. We left the theater and Paul went to the restroom.

I was just going to wait for him down the hall toward the exit a little way, but he said, “no, come wait over here,” and had a michievous look on his face. I wasn’t completely sure what was up, so i just waited by the bathroom. When he came out, he looked at me but didn’t say a word. I just followed him. Looking up at the sign outside another theater, he ducked inside with me on his heels.

I didn’t even know what movie we were about to see, but it was very exciting to be sneaking into a movie for free, (which i have not done since Temple Of Doom when i snuck back in the theater to watch it again.) There were less than 10 people in the whole theater. After we got settled in the back row and i figured out that we were going to see Stepbrothers, i decided i wanted to use the bathroom before the movie started.

When i came back from the bathroom, i noticed a straight couple, about halfway up by the aisle, who were very passionately making out. It was full-on foreplay! I tried not to stare as i passed. After getting back to my seat, it wasn’t long before they were laying down across the seats. Then, the rocking started. The seats rocked faster and faster. It was exciting, as my penis could attest. It was electric! I wondered what everybody else sitting behind them was thinking. I wondered if the other men were finding themselves with erections, and if the women were turned on by it. Then i saw his naked ass come up above the back of the seats. Then she went down on him. He finally looked around to see who was watching. Then he went down on her. Then they just sat there making out for a while. I could feel my heart racing, imagining the rush they must be feeling! Then, as the movie was ending, they put their pants back on, and stayed in their seats. I fully expected them to leave before everybody else, but they stayed put. It was truly the boldest public sex i had ever witnessed! I have had sex in some pretty daring places, but i have to say that was a rush to witness! I was a bit jealous, not just because it wasn’t me, but because it made me realize that straight couples do have an advantage.

As we left the theater, Paul asked, “So did you like the movie?” I replied, “I wasn’t watching the movie! I was too busy watching that couple have sex!” He said, “You perv!”          “What?!”